classymorelikekhaleesi:

thegirlwiththenotebooks:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

Minerva then immediately retires; two generations with two wizarding wars and a prophecy during her teaching years is a bit much-add on another generation? I think not.

(via thepaperplaneofexistence)



fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

image

(via sugoibootyboy)


rubbersoul333:

ITS EARTH DAAAAYYYYY!!!

rubbersoul333:

ITS EARTH DAAAAYYYYY!!!

(via someone-cared)


pansexualfacts:

Fact: Cute and/or small pansexuals have the ability to get other beings to do their bidding, and therefore should be feared.


thefuuuucomics:

HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!

thefuuuucomics:

HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!

(via n-a-blue-box)


fatandbadatsports:

Let us not forget one of the most important things about the Universal Monsters era: The Creature From The Black Lagoon was created by a woman, Milicent Patrick.

Nearly unheard of at the time, ms Patrick is responsible for creating one of the single most recognizable characters, not only in Universal history but in all of film history. She was an incredible talent and she should be honored as such.

(via n-a-blue-box)


miz-joely:

jellybaby74:

#sherlollied

reblogging because…uh, duh!

yessum

miz-joely:

jellybaby74:

#sherlollied

reblogging because…uh, duh!

yessum


down-forward-ppp:

kurlozforpresident:

cyansonata:

Condesce coffee #homestuck #hipster #toracon

What does the alternian say

Trollbucks Coffee

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees…

down-forward-ppp:

kurlozforpresident:

cyansonata:

Condesce coffee #homestuck #hipster #toracon

What does the alternian say

Trollbucks Coffee

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees…

(via crispychocolate)


gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via partybenyeah)