lollipopharassment:

lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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turned

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our

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entire

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living room

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into

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a

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fort

you are living the dream

Beautiful. .. :’)

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nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

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now-this-is-living:

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

Omfgggg

(via n-a-blue-box)



wheatley-blogs:

When you pass a test you didn’t even study for

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lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

HOLY COW! YES!

(via cigarettesandtacos)


mistyslay:

MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM MOM!

mistyslay:

MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM MOM!

(via thepaperplaneofexistence)


musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

(via sugoibootyboy)


erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

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(via crispychocolate)


soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

(via partybenyeah)